First Place You Park Like a Dick car magnet on a truck door. Fully sculpted, anatomically confident, and impossible to misunderstand

First Place: You Park Like a Dick. Trophy 5 Pack

SKU:
ParkingDick
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Ships in [1–3] business days. Sooner than the guy who parked across two spots will move his truck.
$30.00
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Width:
2.38 (in)
Height:
2.50 (in)
Depth:
1.00 (in)
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Description

First Place: You Park Like a Dick Pack of (5)

Two spots. One truck. Zero shame. Every parking lot has a champion, and now you can make it official.

This 3D-printed award magnet is built to honor the driver who straddled the line, blocked the cart corral, or parked diagonally across three spaces because their time matters more than yours. Place it on their door,or A-pillar. walk away, and let the ceremony happen without you, or view the ceremony from afar...

  • Fully sculpted, anatomically confident, and impossible to misunderstand
  • “★ FIRST PLACE ★ – YOU PARK LIKE A DICK” lettering in contrasting color
  • Strong neodymium magnet, glued in flush
  • Made in Indiana by people who park between the lines

No speeches. No confrontation. Just recognition.

Sold as a novelty gag. What you do with it is between you and the parking gods and we are not responsible for anyone's actions or reactions. Use with caution.